| I really
expected better then what this game
provided me with. I went to the store and
had a hard choice picking between Ring of
Red (I should have gotten this!) or
Orphen. My mom was rushing me, and action
adventures being more of my thing then
warfare (Though I still enjoy these
games) , I was forced to pick up a pre
owned Orphen. In this peticular EB,
Preowned games basically meant,
"your stuck with them." If you
have the game, and like it, then you must
really suck. So heres my review on
Orphen. Characters:
Could this game have even been thought
about being good, well, thanks to the
main character, we will ccertainately
never know. There were some good parts to
the characters, and these guys saved the day with
thre witty personality, but as for the
main character. Dammit, Orphen's talking
again. I wish to God he'd cut that out.
Lets just see he needs to clean up his
mouth. You don't know how tired I grow
whenever I hear him shout out
"Damn" or "Hell"
Gameplay:
If you say this gameplay was good, you
are not a true gamer. The controls are
pretty good, but the gameplay flat out
sucks. You move around slowly, and you
can't help but feel that the gameplay was
not yet finished, and needed a couple of
more...months in the test lab. Thus, the
key to winning battles is learning when
you can do what, and it's a process with
a certain amount of depth to it, thanks
to the customizable spell set.
Eventually, though, the battles get
repetitive - you're just memorizing a new
pattern each time, and once you have it
down, victory is a matter of repeating
the same options over and over again.
Shield, wait for the lock-on, fireball,
sword, shield, etc. NPCs occasionally
take part in fights, but you have no
control over their actions, just that of
the active main character. Outside
combat, you run into similar problems.
There are touches of action and
platforming gameplay, like a 3D
equivalent of Valkyrie Profile, but the
linear progression and dungeon design
means that exploring the world grows
tired as well.
Sound:
This sound is so bad, I haven't even
heard more then 10 seconds of the
characters talking, it was so annoying.
The translation from Japanese talking to
American just plain sucked, and the
characters voices sounded stupid or lazy
like, not the vioces of a hero. .
Subtract Orphen yelling gibberish about
Pyro and so firth over and over during
every fight, and you can appreciate the
crashes and screams, the crack of
lightning, and the mild,
nice-beat-I'll-give-it-an-85 battle
theme. Some elements of the soundtrack
are a little less welcome, though - every
so often, the teeth-grinding factor a
cutscene will spike up even higher thanks
to some soap-opera-esque effect.
Graphics:
Perhaps the thing that saved Orphen, I
found myself going back into the room and
popping (no, not pills, but Orphen) back
into the PS2 just to see the great
graphics. Though sometimes too dark at
times, and you can't see where you are
going half (or more) of the times,
overall graphics saved the day. Though I
would not purshase the game just to stare
at it for a couple of minutes and then
shut it off. Thats not the whole point in
games.
Overall:
Ok, some people like the game, and others
don't. I would first rent the game to see
what you think, and mmaybe to have a few
good laughs at how sucky this game really
is!
Review by
: The Neo Midgar
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