FOOTBALL 419 - Boy Scouts of Nigeria (featuring "The Chief")
Dear Sir
I'm not sure how you came about my email address but I am not in a position to help you with this particular offer.
I am normally associated with assistance, donations and good will to sporting teams in need and I guess that is how you came by my contact details on the internet.
I hope you find assistance in your endeavours, or indeed if you did represent a sporting club and I misunderstood the request please feel free to come back to me.
Regards,
Wayne Kerr
Marketing Oficer
ARSE CLOWNS FOOTBALL CLUB
From this seed sent out to many mugus...
Out from the mugu ether one day popped Dr Jerome Akpeji claiming to represent the Boy Scouts of Nigeria. They were requesting money from Arse Clowns FC to start a new football team for the scouts.
Naturally I was happy to oblige.
Sadly I've lost the early correspondence, but it included approving his application, and his providing of an initial photo of some of his players (which I didn't really ask for).
Some of his players. Nice to see him exploiting children for his dirty work.
Click image for full view.We pick up where he's sent his "team photo" in and I'm about to reject it.
Dear Mr. Wayne Kerr,
Please find the attached scanned photo of the team
which I promised to send to you today.Thanking you for your co-operation.
Yours in Scouting,
Dr. Jerome Akpeji.
National Sports Commissioner.
Click image for full view.
Sir
Thank you for the photo of your new team - you must
be very excited at the prospects ahead of you.However I must give you some bad news regarding the
photo you sent to us.I explained last week that we required ALL players
in the photo to be holding the sign of our club -
but you only had one player doing as such.I am sure in our initial talking I relayed this fact
to you but it seems to have gone missing.It is very important that you retake the photo and
have ALL players holding the sign. And the directors
would also wish to see the director and the coach of
the club in this photo.I hope you can undertake this procedure to the
benefit of yourself.Sincerely,
Wayne Kerr
Not only did I want ALL players holding the sign, but in particular it has come to my attention that Jerome Akpeji is a name sometimes used by "The Chief" for his scams.
The Chief is a well known lad who appears several times in the Trophy Room at www.419eater.com
A Previous Chief bait. Click image for full view. The text on the sign is the name of my band's ep - we might use this for the cover.
A Previous Chief bait. Click image for full view.By requesting the coach and director appear in the photo I'm hoping to capture The Chief in a multi-mugu shot.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: PLEASE FIND ATTACHED PHOTO.
Date: Mon 05/10/04 12:25 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail which We now understood you.
We shall retake the picture and sent it to you on
Wednesday 12th May unfailingly.Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: PHOTO WILL BE SENT SOON.
Date: Wed 05/12/04 02:41 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
The Team Photo will be sent to you tommorrow
unfailingly.Thank you for your assistance.
Yours i Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: VIEW ATTACHED PHOTOGRAPHS.
Date: Fri 05/14/04 02:38 AM
Dear Mr. Wayne Kerr,
Please find attached 2 Teams photographs named Team A
and B.Team A is the Senior Team while Team B is the Junior
Team which we know will impress the Directors.The 3 Adults are the back are the National Sports
Commissioner and the Junior and Senior Coaches of the
Team.Thanking you sincerely for your very kind approval.
Yours in Scouting,
Dr. Jerome Akpeji.
National Sports Commissioner.
Yes, we have found The Chief! He's done good with the photos, but the scans are a bit smaller than I would like.
Dear Sir
Thank you very much. The photos are just what we
wanted and we are very impressed with your teams.Just one small problem, we did ask for a large scan
of the photos. Do you think you could please scan
these at a larger pixel ratio? The directors have
asked this of me.I am sure once this is done the handing over of the
donation will be a mere formality.Thanks again,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: VIEW ATTACHED PHOTOGRAPHS.
Date: Sat 05/15/04 01:45 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for accepting our Photographs and we shall
send you the enlarged copies very soon.Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: VIEW ATTACHED PHOTOGRAPHS.
Date: Mon 05/17/04 05:30 AM
Dear Mr. Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail. Attached please find another
larger view of the photo for your use, I hope this one
will meet your needs.Yours in scouting,
Dr. Jerome Akpeji.
National Sports Commissioner.
Team A. Click image for full view.
Team B. Click image for full view.The Chief is the old guy at the back in the blue shirt.
Dear Dr Jerome
Thank you very much for your latest photograph. I
can finally say we're in the business to give you a
donation as you have met our needs.You may be happy to know that the larger photo you
sent will be featured in the next issue of our club
magazine as we like to introduce all new Mascot
members.I just need to finalise some minor details, cross
the t's and dot the i's so to speak.I will be back to you in a couple of days to work
out payment details.Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: VIEW ATTACHED PHOTOGRAPHS.
Date: Tue 05/18/04 01:43 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your very kind information and donation
towards our new club.We are indeed very grateful for joining the mascot
program. Please send us copies of the program for us
to understand them now.Thank you again and God bless you all.
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Tue 05/18/04 07:47 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
WE re about to set up the new Football Club to be
named after you "ARSE CLOWN FOOTBALL CLUB".Please let us get the go ahead from you now,
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
It brings a tear to my eye, I am truely honoured.
Dear Jerome
Sir, we would be honoured if you named your club
after ours.I look forward to providing you with the payment
details very soon I hope.Talk to you soon.
Regards,
Wayne.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Fri 05/21/04 01:10 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for allowing us named our Football Team
after you " ARSE CLOWNS FOOTBALL TEAM".We look forward to your very kind donation.
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
Naturally I'm delighted with the photos, but rather than arrange some fake payment details just yet I thought I'd try arrange a friendly game against another "football team", named Virtue United, which I've baited around the same time.
Dear Sir
The donation procedure is nearly complete, but we
have a proposition for you we hope you will like the
sound of.We recently provided a donation to another football
club in your country, the club in question being
Virtue United.In any event the directors here were hoping that
your two teams could play against each other. They
are willing to offer another 8,000 for each team
if you do this.The PR from this exercise would be of great value to
us so we hope you will comply. All we ask of you in
doing this is to record the event with a few
photographs of the game and a combined teams photo
holding the Arse Clown sign I have previously
provided you with.What do you think?
Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Fri 05/21/04 02:11 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail again. We are willing to do
anything you sat as our Patron but remember that there
is no fund with us.However let us have the contact of the other team and
send us some money as we do not have footbal kits and
wears.Hoping to hear posirively from you now.
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
Sir
I have the following details for Virtue United -
Address:
3A BAIYE STREET,
OFF OLATILAWA STREET,
SURULERE, LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
TEL : 234-01-8162301
MOBILE : 234-8033035299The man you will want to speak to is Paul Chukwuma.
I also have his email - xxxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxRegards,
Wayne.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Fri 05/21/04 02:36 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you again for this mail. I told you that we do
not have sport wears and kits and that you will need
to give us some money as we are ready to obey you as
our Patron.I will contact Mr Paul Chukwuma now both by email and
phone and the address is noted.We hope to hear from you now on this issue.
Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Sat 05/22/04 02:35 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
At the Sports Meeting of today, your request to play a
match with Virtue United was mentioned and the team
agrees to play with them.Please arrange the match and let them get in touch
with us via email, so that we can be prepared.As you know, we do not have Football boots and shirts
and we know that you will take care of this as our
life Patron.Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
The Chief is up for the game but I'm having trouble contacting Paul Chukwuma of Virtue United. I send this to Paul and CC: the Chief.
Dear Paul
The Scouts have agreed to the friendly game to
celebrate international friendship and your both
joining the Mascot Program.I have not heard from you for some time so I am
wondering how Virtue United feels about playing
against the Scouts (or Arse Clowns FC as they honour
us by sharing our name).I look forward to your reply.
Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Mon 05/24/04 04:07 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail as we are expecting to hear
information from Virtue United.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Mon 05/24/04 04:08 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail as we are expecting to hear
information from Virtue United. We have registered
arsefootballclub@xxxxx.xxx so that we can change our
Club name soonest.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
How clever!
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Tue 05/25/04 02:14 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
I am awaiting your Mascot Program advice now.
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
Dear Sir
I was wondering if you had had any luck contacting
Paul Chukwuma of Virtue United?He is not answering my calls or emails, it is very
frustrating.Shall we forget the match against them? It seems it
is too difficult.Regards,
Wayne.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
Date: Wed 05/26/04 09:25 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
I have contacted him through email and phone, yet all
seems not to be getting through.Please continue with the donation process.
Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
national Sports Commissioner
Who knows if he's telling the truth or not, but with Chukwuma gone quiet I decide to wait it out a bit.
From: ARSE FOOTBALL CLUB
Subject: NEW FOOTBALL TEAM IN NIGERIA
Date: Wed 05/26/04 10:31 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We look forward to the Mascot Program now.
Yours Sincerely,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
From: scout movement
To: wayne_kerr@emailaccount.com
Subject: FOOTBALL MATCH & DONATION
Date: Thu 05/27/04 12:30 PM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Please let us hear from you as to our donation and
football match with Virtue United.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: DONATION AND FOOTBALL MATCH
Date: Fri 05/28/04 02:28 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We are awaiting your very kind donation and football
kits and also the match with Virtue United. Please
inform us now.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
I've ignored him for a while and he just doesn't stop whining. Having given up the idea of the friendly game I come to his payment.
Sir
Naturally we will provide the donation as soon as
possible. I will be arranging a delivery of goods
for your club today.Next week I will inform you of an address you can go
to to pick up the delivery of footballs, drink
bottles and your cheque.We can discuss the friendly match then.
Regards,
Wayne.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL MATCH & DONATION
Date: Sat 05/29/04 03:52 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We are awaiting the delivery of the donation and
football kits and any other information on he Mascot
program.Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
I've given him the address Paul Chukwuma gave me. I have no idea who or what lives there but I'm assuming its mugu related.
Dear Sir
I am pleased to tell you that you can now receive
your cheque and merchandise from the following
address -3A BAIYE STREET,
OFF OLATILAWA STREET,
SURULERE, LAGOS,
NIGERIA.An agent of ours can be found here and he has
everything you require.It has been a pleasure doing business sir.
Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL MATCH & DONATION
Date: Tue 06/01/04 05:26 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail and your donations. We shall
be at the address given to collect our Cheque and
goods tommorrow.Until then, we shall communicate back to you.
Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL MATCH & DONATION
Date: Wed 06/02/04 02:44 AM
DearMr Wayne Kerr,
We have visited Paul Chukwuma in respect of the
donation and Footbal kits by email. phone, personal
visit to his addess but all in vain.You had already told us in your previous letter that
he is difficult to get and wandered why you gave us
his address again.Please send the goods to our address.
Yours in Scoting.
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: Wayne Kerr
To: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL MATCH & DONATION
Date: Thu 06/03/04 09:19 PM
Dear Sir
Yes, Paul Chukwuma has become a problem and we regret our involvment
with him now.I am hiring someone to remove him.
Anyway, I have managed to move the merchandise to another location and
we have a new representative.If you visit -
17 akinabaiye street isolo
off mushin road isolo
Lagos State
Nigeriaour man Mumuni Badmus will sort you out.
Its been a pleasure as always,
Wayne Kerr.
Mumuni Badmus is another Arse Clowns bait of mine.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Sat 06/05/04 02:11 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
Thank you for your mail again. We shall visit Mr
Mumunni Badmus nest week.In order to assist us fully, kindly book an
appiontment with him that we are coming on Wednesday
7th June, 2004 to see him at his place and email us of
the apiontment confirmation.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Sun 06/06/04 06:46 AM
Dear Jerome
I do so much appreciate you suggesting we make an appoitment. This shows
a lot of intelligence and foresight on your behalf.Mr Badmus is expecting you at 10am on 7 June.
I do hope all goes as expected.
Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Mon 06/07/04 03:11 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We visited the address of Mr Mummuni Badmus on
Saturday and Sunday but found out that he is not there
according to he Landlord of the House.We want to state here that sine e have found out that
you do send us to fake representatives, we are not
prepared to go anywhere agan.Instead, send all the donatio and gifts to our known
address and this is our new stand now.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME APEJI
NATIONAL SPORTS COMMISSIONER
He's getting a bit uppity but still thinks he's getting his money. I'll give him a shock.
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Mon 06/07/04 12:18 PM
Dear Sir
This is most distressing to hear. Your money was sent to Mr Badmus and
it appears he has run off with it.It would appear that Mr Badmus has scammed us.
This is very bad news for the club - I will need to talk to the
directors and see where we go from here.I will be in touch with you.
Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Wed 06/09/04 02:03 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We are not sure of what you are saying. Please inform
us of when you are sending the donations to us via our
address.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Wed 06/09/04 02:13 AM
Dear Sir
The directors are most distressed to hear that Mr Badmus has run off
with our money.You see we thought he was to become our agent in Africa, but he turned
out to be a con-man.Hopefully I can still get you your money, but I need to convince the
directors of the worth of this exercise.I will be back to you in a day or two.
Wayne.
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Thu 06/10/04 01:47 AM
Dear Mr Wayne Kerr,
We are waiting to hear from you soonest as we have
already announced your donation to the Boys and
General Public.Yours in Scouting,
DR JEROME AKPEJI
National Sports Commissioner
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Sun 06/13/04 07:52 PM
Dear Jerome
I am sorry for taking my time to get back to you.
The directors have been deep in thought over this issue for a number of
days now. They have debated over and over about the worth of providing
these donations.We used to think it was a good exercise but now we are starting to doubt
it.This club has tried to help a number of people in Africa now and we just
keep getting ripped off.In the end though the directors decided they would still provide you
with a donation.I was all set to wire the money through Western Union and forget about
our agents on the ground when I received the attached warning via a
colleague.Please explain this to me sir - the man in this warning photo appears in
your team photo. How is this possible?Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
This picture is adapted from a previous time I baited The Chief. Click image to see full view.
Dear Sir,
The Man in the Photo is not known to us and as such we
cannot be linked to him.Thank you for your new donation which we look forward
to receive now.Yours in Scouting,
DR. JEROME AKPEJI
Oh really?
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Mon 06/14/04 01:57 AM
Dear Jerome
How can you say there is no link.
Please view the attached image. I have put side by side the "scammer
warning" photo and a selection from your team photo.They look like the sam man to me.
And I will quote from your email sent on Friday 14 May -
"The 3 Adults are the back are the National Sports
Commissioner and the Junior and Senior Coaches of the
Team."Therefore this man must be connected to your club.
This is very worrying to us and we demand an explanation immediately!
Sincerely,
Wayne Kerr
Click image to see full view.What will he say to that?
From: scout movement
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Tue 06/15/04 01:18 AM
Dear Sir,
The Boy Scouts of Nigeria do not owe you any further
explanation as there is no donation coming from your
side after about 2 wasteful months.Thank you.
Yours Sincerely.
CHIEF COMMISSIONER
From: Wayne Kerr
Subject: Re: FOOTBALL KITS GIFTS & DONATION
Date: Tue 06/15/04 11:06 PM
Dear Sir
Yes, indeed. It is a shame you seek to align yourself with known
criminals.I feel sorry for the scouts in this situation but we cannot give you the
donation with this dark cloud hanging over your organisation.Regards,
Wayne Kerr.
No reply. Looks like he's had enough.
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