FOOTBALL 419 - Hassan Usman & Amazing Grace FC
Here's a successful working of the "Email Sent to the Wrong Address" trick...
The following was sent to Hassan Usman in the assumption he will pretend he is Emeka Uba and hijack what's on offer..
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Thu 11/04/04 08:12 PM
Dear Emeka Uba
The directors have approved your application for a donation to Amazing Grace Football Club of Lagos.
Arse Clowns Football Club will be happy to provide you with GBP10,000 for the purposes outined in your application letter.
If you are still happy with this arrangement we can move onto the next step and we shall discuss further details including what we require of you, and payment. Otherwise if any changes need to be made let me know.
Ivan Goodhead
Marketing Oficer
ARSE CLOWNS FOOTBALL CLUB
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Fri 11/05/04 02:58 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am most greatfull for this very humble and human surpport from your CLUB, and i and the entire Amazing Grace Football Club of Lagos are very greatfull for this super human assistance, and we pray that God almighty continues to enrich your CLUB .....amen. [!?]
Please kindly let me know the next step and the exact time that this money will be made available to us and also the means of having the money sent across to us , so that we can get prepared to recieve it and impliment all our outlined purposes immediately.
i shall be expecting your reply to this mail as fast as it could be , and please always make use of this email address to contact me as it is open to all the club management and we can all monitor from here all the clubs activities.
thanks very much and God bless.
EMEKA UBA
Bait taken..
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Mon 11/08/04 10:23 PM
Dear Emeka
I am glad we are settled.
As we agreed the money will be sent you via Western Union at the
completion our the application procedure.Whilest the donation is a mere formality now I still cannot hand it over
until you have signed the application form and provided us with the
team photo as specified.So, to become a Mascot Associate member the following requirements will
need to be met -1. You will need to sign an application letter which is currently being
prepared. You will need to scan the signed letter and send it back to me.2. You will send a team photo with every player in your squad, and the
coach and director of the club. Every person in the photo must be
holding a printed copy of our team name. I will provde an appropriate
image for this when I send you the application letter. It is important
that you find a good photographer for this photo and when you scan it to
send back to us you do so at no less than 1024 pixels wide.
I will remind you again of these conditions when the application letter
is ready.Congratulations!
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
Marketing Oficer
ARSE CLOWNS FOOTBALL CLUB
From: HASSAN USMAN [So is he going to change his header or what? He is supposed to be impersonating someone else!]
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Tue 11/09/04 03:59 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am happy to recieve your reply today and the whole team are ready to comply with your decission, and we will be awaiting the application letter asap, and when it is recieved we will get you all the necessary requirements you requested, as that is not a problem .
please let me know when the application letter will be ready and also the size of the sign you want the players to be holding, so that we can be prepareing that down so that it wont give us any delay.
i look forward to recieveing your response as soon as possible.thanks and God bless
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Tue 11/09/04 05:05 PM
Sir
As stated previously I have attached the application letter to this email.
Please print out, sign, and return to me with the photo as I mentioned in my previous email to you.
The logo you require for the photo is attached to this email as well - please print on A4 sized paper for each participant.
Indeed I shall repeat the conditions here -
You will send a team photo with every player in your squad, and the coach and director of the club. Every person in the photo must be holding a printed copy of our team name. I will provde an appropriate image for this when I send you the application letter. It is important that you find a good photographer for this photo and when you scan it to send back to us you do so at no less than 1024 pixels wide.
The image is attached to this email as a word document.
We look forward to welcoming you to our Mascot Programme.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
And I attach a letter for him to sign and the "logo".
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Wed 11/10/04 04:35 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
Thank you very much for the application letter that you sent to us , i have recived it and also printed it out to be filled and sent back to you, but i just wanted to ask you if you will prefer it to be signed by the director of our club or myself as the club manager, or the coach, please let me know immediately which one is most prefered by you and also send me the exact image of the logo that the players will be holding so that everything can be put in place as soon as possible and have it sent back to you on time.
i look forward to your urgent response to this mail.thanks and God bless.
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Thu 11/11/04 12:36 AM
Dear Emeka
Either the owner or director of the club can sign the form - as long as they are taking responsibility for handling the donation at your end.
I thought I sent you the logo in my last email. In any case I have attached it again here.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I attach it for him again.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Thu 11/11/04 08:19 AM
DEAR MR IVAN GOODHEAD,
Thank you very much , i have recieved this attachment before, i was just asking for the exact size, but i think i now realised that you want it in the exact size that you sent it to us, so we shall have it done and then we will go to the stadium close to us here for our training session and then we shall have the photo taken there with our COCACOLA JERSEY and every body will be holding the logo in a way that you can see it claerly .
this will be done on saturday when the stadium will be a little bit free of crowd, and it will be scanned and sent back to you by monday morning.
i hope this is okay by you , and if not please let me know so we can either make it faster or make any necessary changes in our decisions.i look forward to recieving your reply soon.
thanks and God bless you and your entire club managements..........amen [He likes his "amen" a lot!]REGARDS
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Thu 11/11/04 08:39 PM
Dear Emeka
Sorry I misunderstood your question.
Yes you are quite correct, if you print the logo as is onto A4 or letter sized paper it should be large enough provided the photo is well taken and the scan is delivered to us large and clear as specified.
I look forward to hearing from you after the weekend.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Fri 11/12/04 02:59 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
Thank you very much for your response.
We will get it done as appropriate and get it across to you by monday , so we may possibly recieve the money before next weekend to start preparation for one of the governors cup championship that is coming up very soon.
thanks and God bless .
Regards
EMEKA UBA.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Mon 11/15/04 07:54 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am very sorry that i could not have the photos sent to you this morning, because i thought that the photographer would have finished it by the weekend and i can get it this morning and send it to you , but unfortunately i was just told this morning that it will be ready later today in the evening, so i decided to let you know that i will make sure that i scan and send it to you as soon as i get it today so you can have it in your custody by tomorrow morning .
please kindly bear with us , untill tomorrow morning when you will recieve the photo.i will expect to recieve your reply first thing tomorrow morning when you recieve the photos.
Thanks and God bless you.
Best Regards
EMEKA UBA
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Fwd: DOC
Date: Mon 11/15/04 10:09 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
I have been able to get the photos and i have scanned both the photos and the agreement form and forwarded them to you here.
please see the attatchments below.i will be expecting your reply by tomorrow morning beeing tuesday.
thanks and God bless you ..............amenRegards
EMEKA UBA
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My hat off to Hassan, he's been very helpful and done a wonderful job.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Mon 11/15/04 10:20 AM
DEAR Ivan Goodhead
I just want to inform you that it took too long for me to get the photos and so i could not have it done one by one , that was why i had to forward them to you exactly the way it was scanned from the scanning place where it was scanned.thanks
EMEKA UBA
Not sure what he means by that but I really don't care.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Mon 11/15/04 05:44 PM
Dear Emeka
Thank you for your efforts. The photos are fine as they are.
I shall move forward with processing your application and hope to have the good news for you shortly.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
Let's give him a pat on the back while we think up the next move...
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Tue 11/16/04 07:19 AM
DEAR IVAN GOODHEAD,
Thank you very much for all the efforts in trying to help our club, this surely will go a long way to uplift the status and conditions of the players ,especialy now that we are preparing to register for the VICE PRESIDENT"S CUP COMPETITION that is coming up in january, we can aquire new boots and jersys for the team,and also have enough resources to sponsor our training programes and pay the wages , salaries and allowances of the players.
as we look forward to hearing the good news from you very soon , we pray that your club never goes into relegation ,and that the club will surely grow to become the best club in the world one day............amen. [Such nice words!]untill i recieve your favourable reply again,
thanks and God bless.
EMEKA UBA
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Fri 11/19/04 07:32 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am very sorry to disturb you at all , but i have been directed by the clubs coordinator, to ask from you , the position of things ,and to also try to confirm from you when the donation will be available to us , so that we can focus on the programmes lined up for the club and the necessary football kits we need for the players .
please kindly let me know ,when the funds will be made available to us .i will expect your soonest reply on this .
thanks and God bless.
EMEKA UBA.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application
Date: Sun 11/21/04 04:56 PM
Sir
I apologise for the delay in acknowledging you. The photographs are acceptable and even as we speak my secretary is preparing the final forms for the directors to sign.
We shall get back to you shortly with your payment details and I'll forward you a copy of our latest newsletter so you can see your photographs in use.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application ( URGENT REPLY NEEDED)
Date: Mon 11/22/04 09:47 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am a sure that you will understand the position of the club, as we are preparing for a competetion that is going to be starting by the second week of DECEMBER,and it is very important for us to pay the registration fee for this competetion before or atleast friday the 10th of December 2004 , for us to be able to take part in this competetion,and we need to get a better kits for the players too ,and also to make arrangements for the salaries and christmas bonus of the players on time.
So sir, i will realy appreciate it if you can let me know precisely when this money will be reaching us , so that if it is not going to reach us before the 10th of December, we can find an alternative means to get the money for the registration of this competetion or to rather forget about it for now untill next year again.
Please do not angry with our disturbances , because i also know that this is a kind of disturbance to your personal and other official duties , and i will not want you to be angry about this as this is just the plea of the entire club members to you and your club for the fulfillment of the earlier kind gesture extended to our club.
we shall be expecting your urgent reply to this very important request sir.
thanks and God bless you.
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application ( URGENT REPLY NEEDED)
Date: Mon 11/22/04 09:10 PM
Sir
I understand your frustrations and I expect we shall be able to give you payment details by the end of the week.
But you will be pleased to know that you have been formally accepted into the Mascot Programme and our members are being informed of this today via our supplementary newsletter.
Indeed I have attached a copy of this newsletter for your perusal.
I will require a summary of your team's results by December 10 as we like to publish these in our quarterly full edition newsletters. We will need the scores for all your games played between October and up to December 10 for this.
I shall be back to you soon.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
Click image to see the newsletter I sent him. (Originally sent as PDF file). BTW Silly me mentioned "Oscar Football Club" instead of "Amazing Grace FC", but as you'll see he doesn't seem to notice or care.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application ( URGENT REPLY NEEDED)
Date: Tue 11/23/04 08:01 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
Sir,
We very much appreciate your quick response to our request and are very happy to hear that the payment can be made available to us by the end of this week, we just wish to inform you sir, that the payment should be done in the CLUB"S DIRECTORS NAME
UZODIMMA IKEGWUIRO .H, while you can choose a text question and answer on your own and just send the text question and answers to us when the payment is made with the CONTROL NUMBER.
As for the games and results , we shall be very happy to always send to you the results of all matches that we play as from this moment, but right now we are not playing any games because we are training towards the COMPETETION for december , and we are trying to preserve our players for the competition so that we do not have injured players who will not be able to perform up to expectations in the competition, but you shall get the results of all matches we play in the competition the very day we play each matches, and after we recieve the payments as promised at the end of this week , we shall make compilations of the results of some of the competitions that we have participated in from recent times including photos that where taken in such matches by the players.
please, try and send us the news letter again , because there was nothing in this one that you sent, it only has some qaracters in it with no words nor pictures at all, and i am sure that this is not what you inten d to send to us. [Not sure what happened here.]
We shall be looking for to recieving the news letters between now and thursday, while we shall also be expecting the payments informations from you at the end of this week.As we await your favourable response in all the above mentioned, we say
thanks and God bless you and your club abundantly........amen
Best Regards
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Application ( URGENT REPLY NEEDED)
Date: Tue 11/23/04 04:59 PM
Sir
I am sending the newsletter again.
Please note it is an adobe acrobat file - you may need to install the latest Adobe Acrobat Reader program on your PC to view it.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I send him the same attachment again and this time he seems to receive it ok.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Application ( URGENT REPLY NEEDED)
Date: Wed 11/24/04 08:03 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
We very sincerely thank you very much for this golden opportunity that you have accorded our club, and your news letter shows clearly that you have the most genuing interest of uplifting AMAZING GRACE FOOTBALL CLUB, and we are promising you that you will never be disapopinted by this club at all.
We shall be lloking forward to seeing the full edition by december, and we shall also be sending you the day to day results of all matches we play in the coming competition in december .
we shall be looking forward to recieve the payment informations from you by the end of this week.
thanks very much and God bless you.
Regards
EMEKA UBA
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Date: Mon 11/29/04 08:55 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
We have been expecting your response since the end of last week as you promised , but up till this very moment , we have not heard from you , please kindly inform us on the present situations of the payment, and let us know if we will still be getting it or not , so that we can make up our mind about the LAGOS STATE GOVERNORS CUP COMPETITION that we are preparing for this DECEMBER and we told you that we have to make payments for the registration of this competition latest by DECEMBER 10TH other wise, we can not take part in the competition.
Please if you think that we will not be able to get the payment any more or any delay that might go beyond DECEMBER 10TH, please let us know right now so that we can rekindle our hopes in this competition.
we sincerely hope to get your response to this as soon as possible.thanks and God bless.
EMEKA UBA
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Date: Mon 11/29/04 06:32 PM
Dear Sir
I was about to forward you the payment details but was stopped at the last second by our security chief.
The reason being apparently some person claiming to be yourself, Emeka Uba, has come out and said that you are a fraud.
He has also labelled other claims against you saying that you are a thief and a homosexual and that you will be using this money to start a gay pornography web site.
I don't believe him for a minute, after all you have sent us the photographs of your team and he cannot possibly be telling the truth.
However our security chief needs to make a clearance check and you can help me with this.
This is obviously a very embarressing situation and one that I wish to resolve immediately so I hope you will abide by my next request.
I require you to provide a hand-written letter to me stating who you are and that you deny the claims made by this charlatan. Please list the accusations one by one in your letter and then sign it off.
I hope this will clear up the matter.
I apologise whole-heartedly for this delay but if you can provide the letter (a scan is acceptable) as soon as possible then security will release the donation to me again and we can have your payment to you before the 10th as you desire.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Date: Tue 11/30/04 09:36 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
I sincerely believe that this is some sort of a joke , but if it is not, i am sure that such a person is INSANE , and i think he should be taken to a psychatrist for examinations on his brain, because i do not see any reason why some one will come out from nowhere now to claim to be me at this point of this arrangements ,and i am sure that you know this is just a lie.
Any way sir, i will do exactly as you have said , and i will get this letter across to you first thing tomorrow, so that this mess can be cleared immediately, and i will also appeal to you not to listen to such a fool any more , as people like that has got nothing to offer to the society rather than to pull others down.please kindly apologise to the board of your clum on our behalf for this urgly situations.
thanks and God bless you.
Regards
EMEKA UBA
Yeh, I wouldn't be happy either. I look forward to his letter.
He's taking a while to get back to me, so I send him a reminder...
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Date: Sun 12/05/04 07:09 PM
Sir
We are still expecting your letter of defence. Please hurry as we wish to finalise our accounts before the end of the year.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
...and he wakes up.
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Date: Mon 12/06/04 09:05 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
I am very sorry for the delay, it was only because i have to discuss this issue with the CLUBS DIRECTOR and let him decide on the issue and also for us to conduct a proper investigations within the team to be sure that the person you talked about does not exist amongs the team memebers.
But as it is now , the letter will surely follow after this reply, and i shall also expect your prompt and urgent response towards it.
thanks very much for all the efforts and assistance, may God help you too...........amen
Regards
EMEKA UBA
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: CLEARANCE LETTER
Date: Mon 12/06/04 01:02 PM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
This is the clearance letter as you have requested and i hope this will clear all the shits that who so ever he is have caused , please inform us of the security decision and ofcourse that of the board after the reciept of this letter.
i shall be expecting your swift and urgent reply.
thanks and God bless.
EMEKA UBA
His attachment is faulty and can't be viewed.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: CLEARANCE LETTER
Date: Mon 12/06/04 04:59 PM
Sir
I thank you for your efforts, but there was no letter attached to your email. Can you please try to send again?
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Fwd: Clearance Letter
Date: Tue 12/07/04 01:57 PM
Dear Ivan Goodhead,
i tried to attach the letter again but yahoo seems to be misbehaving, so i decided to forward it to you .
please let me know nif you have it this time.thanks
EMEKA UBA
Note: forwarded message attached.
__________________________________________________From: Amaka [Hassan includes the email he forwarded the scanned letter from]
Subject: Clearance Letter
Date: Tue 12/07/04 01:57 PM
Clearance Letter
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Click image to read his letter.Well this time the letter worked, but naturally I'm not happy.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Fwd: Clearance Letter
Date: Wed 12/08/04 07:35 PM
Sir
Thank you for your letter, however it does not quite cover all the allegations.
Please re-write and make sure all of the following points are covered -
*) You are an imposter in regards to this matter
*) You are a thief
*) You are a homosexual
*) You are involved in the gay pornography industry
*) Your involvement in this matter is to earn money to fund a gay pornography web siteThank you,
Ivan Goodhead
I don't hear from him for a while so send a reminder..
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Donation
Date: Wed 12/15/04 11:24 PM
Sir I have not heard from you - I still require your corrected letter to enable us to pay your club. Regards, Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Donation
Date: Thu 12/16/04 10:38 AM
Dear IVAN GOODHEAD,
I know quite well that you have done your best for our club, but unfortunately , i can noit write any further letters because the clubs management has concluded that the letter i wrote was okay enough for you to give us the donation if truely you wish to give it to us at all, so i am sorry to tell you that i will not write another letter if you can not work with that.
If you wish to give us the donations fine go ahead and if not thanks all the same , because as it is you know that we have already mised out in the VICE PRESIDENTS CUP COMPETTITION that we where surposed to register for by the 10th of DECEMBER , so the donation can only be used to assist the club with its players kits and salary if it ever comes.
thanks very much for your efforts, we realy do appreciate it.Regards
EMEKA UBA
He's not going to give up that easily is he?
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Donation
Date: Thu 12/16/04 11:32 PM
Sir
I am sorry you missed the tournament, but the dates of such events are beyond our mortal control.
We are still prepared to give the donation on the basis it shall better your club - but we do still require the correct letter or I cannot release the funds.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: HASSAN USMAN
Subject: Re: Donation
Date: Fri 12/17/04 09:44 AM
If so , we wish you the best in life and future sucesses too.
thanks
EMEKA UBA
He is giving up.
Well, in the interests of keeping them guessing I'll let it go..
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Donation
Date: Sat 12/18/04 02:47 PM
Sir
Thank you for your kind words. I wish you the best and am sorry our relationship together could not have gone further.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
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