FOOTBALL 419 - Trophy Cabinet - Sporting Teams
Here's a collection of those lucky folk who have joined up with the Arse Clowns FC 'Mascot Programme'.
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This "donation compliance form" was signed by Emeka Uba, a mugu who I'd baited a couple of times in the past for some rather crappy trophies (when he called himself Bot Diri). He was the first to respond to the ACFC (or Arse Boys as it then was) seed. He bought the story, but never came through with the required photo. I suspect he didn't have the brains/balls to get a team or 11 mates together for the photo. He continued to pester me (at a number of my baiting accounts) begging me for money for his sick wife, car accident, son so shocked at sick wife he becomes sick... In his honour, Emeka Uba is the name I now frequently use when addressing ASEM's.![]()
Emeka Uba signs another agreement with Arse Clowns FC. And once again he doesn't deliver.![]()
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Paul Chukwuma with Virtue United.![]()
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Jerome Akpeji (Boy Scouts of Nigeria) shows off some of his players for their new football team.![]()
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The Boy Scouts of Nigeria Junior and Senior teams. Note "The Chief" in the back row.![]()
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Dahunnsancelia Isdambuli (pretending to be Emeka Uba) signs an agreement on behalf of Oscar Football Club.![]()
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Hassan Usman pretends to be Emeka Uba and signs up "Amazing Grace FC" for the Arse Clowns Mascot Programme.![]()
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Hassan Usman's Amazing Grace FC, and defence of allegations made by another mugu.![]()
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Adbako, pretending to be Emeka Uba, signs up for a donation for his athletics club.![]()
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Adbako defends allegations from another mugu.![]()
Sony White signs up his Golden Star FC for a donation.![]()
Sony White & Golden Star FC.![]()
Assistant Coach, Chief Coach and Captain of Sony White's Golden Star FC.![]()
Three players from Sony White's Golden Star FC that deserve a trial with ACFC.![]()
Henry Osahon signs up Sahen Warrier FC to our Mascot Programme.![]()
Henry Osahon sends me his teams's fixtures.![]()
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Henry Osahon's Sahen Warrior FC.![]()
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Aminu Yusuf is getting a squad together to play against Arse Clowns FC's youth side. Not what I asked for but still amusing to see a complete set of Arse Clowns swap cards.![]()
Aminu Yusuf gets the team snaps of his Young Strikers together.