FOOTBALL 419 - Luca Clay (part 2)
Continued from Part 1
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Sat 04/23/05 12:03 PM
Sir,Thanks for everything so far.my main ordent pray is to meet you waxing strong and that all through your staying back here,you will really have a wonderful time.
I do hope you will bring for me a trainers,my size is 43 and maybe a track and the team chessy
I lookforward to meeting you at the Airport
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Sun 04/24/05 02:59 PM
Sir
I look forward to seeing you there. Perhaps you can make a sign so I know where to find you. Please use my full name - IGIVE GOODHEAD.
I will check with the stores and see what I can bring for you in regards trainers - should not be a problem.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Mon 04/25/05 05:59 AM
Hello Sir,
Hope you are preparing very well.you are a locky person as the weather we have at the moment is very miled,not too hot and not too cool.it can acommodate any visitor from any part of the world. [that's good to know]
I wish you a blissful journey
Emeka P U
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 04/26/05 02:44 AM
Hello Sir,
How are you getting ready, hope things are working out as plan.
I look forward to meeting
Emeka P U
Naturally I do not arrive on the expected flights... so...
From: emeka uba
Subject: E.P.U
Date: Thu 04/28/05 11:48 AM
29th of march was to go and meet Mr.Chimezie at Nnewi, 27th of April was to be at the Airport, per haps who knows which of the twenties in the mouth of may I will be ask to go somewhere, and who know were am to go, maybe at the Apapa Seaport.
But for whatever reason you are treating me this way' I think is high time you tell me a simple truth that will not cost you anything rather than putting me through stress and several risk which I don't think I deserve them.
First' Your flight schedule reads that you will be landing at exactly 5:30pm for which reason I made sure I was at the Airport at exactly 5:28pm and it happen that your own flight schedule was not accurate as this 5:30pm was when Lufthansa were off loading it passenger, at exactly 6:15pm their was announcement of KLM arrival and while KLM passenger were coming out British Airways came in, So I was at the arrival exit until the last person that came from the three airlines came out except my own guest, the whole experience was all a bad one as I even came their with my Senior brother who is aware of the development all this while, so is done that the only advice he gave me while we are going was that I should be careful that it's all a game' he suspect. [finally someone with half a brain]
But why I still have courage in mail you this one more time at all is that even if it is a game that you are playing on me all this while' you have promise from your inmost heart to help me come and try my luck in your team, the question is' what do I have that you will take from me? but if not, then why are you treating me this way.
In any case' I rest my case until I hear your voice on this phone number 234-803-7285377 or better still call the lawyer 234- 803-4092236 and explain to him why you have been treating me this way.
But wherever you are, I do hope you are safe, that is another thing. I still believe the good lord to protect you.
Gracier" like the spanish man will say [idiot!]
Emeka P U
The old "kidnapped by another mugu" trick.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: HELP!
Date: Thu 04/28/05 09:37 PM
Emeka
I have been kidnapped. When I arrived at the airport I was met by a man who claimed to be you and taken to a hotel. Now I am locked in and there is a guard outside my door. They have taken all my money but still they hold me - I don't know why. They have not taken my laptop and I was able to connect to data point in the room to connect to my email, but I must hurry - they check on me frequently.
I do not know exactly where I am but you must inform the police.
I will check my email again later
Ivan
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka
Date: Fri 04/29/05 09:11 AM
I can see that this is just a child's play,but all the same.we are bound to meet times like
Just take care of yourself
Emeka
It's not looking good, but I think this bait has finally derailed from the tracks of believability (for him). But we won't give up yet.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka
Date: Sun 05/01/05 11:10 PM
No please help me, Chimezie is behind all this - I'm sure of it! Please hurry! HELP ME!
Ivan.
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka
Date: Mon 05/02/05 01:45 AM
Sir,
Like I said in my last mail' though is being so unfortunate for the huge time waisted all this while that I have been communicating with a man who is so invisible that you can not speak with me on the phone nor the Lawyer.
Well' I appreciate your effort so far,but is just that it was even a joke all this while and I don't know of it,but all things being equal,such they say is life,every disappoinment they say is a blessing in disguise,but why it was not so in your own was that I have taken you so close my mind and believe you are a gardian angel,so much is also expected from you.
Well just be care and take good care of your entire family while life goes on
I still wish well in all your endeavor,
Remain bless in the bossom of the lord
Emeka P U
Well it don't look good...
... but I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of admitting I'm baiting him. Let's try save it.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: YOU SELFISH BASTARD!
Date: Sun 05/08/05 06:48 PM
I am home now in Wales - no thanks to you!
I begged you for help and you laughed and me. I cannot believe it. Chimezie was a criminal and had me held to random until my club paid a lot of money for my release.
Finally they let me go and I was able to return home.
I cannot believe your selfishness in not helping me when I most needed help.
Sincerely,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: let be to you according to what you wish your fellow
Date: Mon 05/09/05 06:01 AM
Am really very sorry if I have offended you and I do hope you are very much ok and in good health.
But I still maintain' I respect you so much and it's your own free will you sent forms for me to fill all in the name you want me to come and play ball in wales,and I see no reason why that has become a medium to turn me around,that you people are have a good life in that part of the world is not a yardstick that we over here are no longer human. [No, only the scammers are not human]
If it's not within your capability to bring me over to your team, why not come openly and tell me you are joking all the while
Just imagine the derugatory word you used as your subject, all because you want help somebody,well those who no bastards' are sometimes "one" what else could I say,rather than let be to you according to what you wish your fellow human
Well I don't know what he thinks now, but he's still talking to me so there's still some fun to be had.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: let be to you according to what you wish your fellow
Date: Tue 05/10/05 08:40 PM
Sir
It is definately within my capability to give you a trial - indeed your place is waiting for you.
It is this problem with getting the money to you that your lawyer wants. I don't trust anyone anymore.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: I respect you alot,and you no it
Date: Wed 05/11/05 07:59 AM
Mr.Ivan, it's very obvious you and I are not age mate,you are far older than myself, and you are not in any way under durex to help me,is your own free will.
But for me to be serious with whatever promise you are to make to me this time,is that you either call me or even more better speak with the,I will appreciate that as he is the one holding me dawn.
Please am still begin you,no matter the fact you call me a basterd in your previous mail,am angry,because that could be one of the anthics of the devil to hinder me the more.
Please sir' see how you can speak with the lawyer,even if you can't pay him all the money involve,he will understand as he is not satan.
I will be highly delighted to hear you've spoken with him.
Thanks
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: GOOD NEWS!
Date: Wed 05/11/05 06:06 PM
Sir
As it happens we shall be appointing a new agent in your country shortly, a man named Faith Kabila.
I forgive you for what has happened and as soon as Mr Kabila is fully employed by the club I shall have him arrange a visit with you and your lawyer.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I'm lining up a new pet to be my agent.
From: emeka uba
Subject: pls call me first
Date: Thu 05/12/05 05:01 AM
Hello Mr. Ivan,
Remember this was not what you initially promise me.first of all you did ask me to send an application to the club head quarter which you rightly said they have approved for me to come over for a one or two weeks trails,but now the whole thing has suddenly change,I mean this was what methamophus to my going to meet with one mr.Chimezie which was not suppose to be,again am going to meet with another faith kabila all for my coming in for a trail.
May I also inform you that kabila is not a Nigerian name,so I don't understand what game is this.but bear in mind am not going to meet anybody untill you call me or the lawyer,I dont no why you find it difficult to make a call,At least I hear the voice of the person am dealing with
Thanks as I wait to hear from you
Emeka
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: pls call me first
Date: Thu 05/12/05 09:18 PM
Sir
I do not know the origins of Mr Faith Kabila - this is the name he works under and that is good enough for me.
Hopefully I can put you in contact with him very soon - he is yet to be approved by League HQ as I still await his photograph. But very soon you can meet him and ask him yourself about his name.
Anyway, if you really must call me you can on +44 29 2018 0110.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I give him a dodgey number that will either ring out or be busy.
I don't hear from him for a while, and then ...
From: emeka uba
Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 04:59:31 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Emeka P U
Hello Mr. Goodhead,
I just arived from the village to your last mail.I have been out of the city for like twelve days now to be with my sick father who has been diabitic for a long time now,but the sickness got worsen recently and before we no it,he give up ghost.
Sir' please I need your personal financial support as the burial arrangement has been slated for upper weekend,please no amount you send across to help in this up hill tax of my will be too smallAm counting on you sir'whatever amount you can send,please don't see it a small money as that will go deeply in solving a problem during the burial ceremony.
Thanks Sir for being their for me
Emeka P U
The story takes a twist and he pulls out a typical mugu begging trick when the scam isn't working the way they like.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 05/24/05 10:26 PM
Sir
I am sorry for the loss of your father. I know we've had our differences over our dealings but I am human and do feel your sorrow.
I understand your needs but until we get our agent's details finalised I cannot send any money.
However I believe a result is imminent and I look forward to giving you details any day now.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I haven't heard from him in a while so I decide to drop a line and say "Hi!"
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 06/21/05 11:35 PM
Sir
How are you doing? I hope I find you well.
Its been a long time since I communicated with you and for that I apologise.
In any event our search to find a good agent in Africa has not been fruitful.
I should have kept you informed of progress but I let other things get on top of me and I apologise again for forgetting you.
I should ask, are you still interested in the trial? If so let's move along and get this thing together.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 06/22/05 06:31 AM
I have not seen any future with you or your team after I have been made to go through series of hell plus all the dribling,I have been pressed and pushed so far and so bad.
I just do no yet
Emeka P U
He's getting a bit shirty.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 07/13/05 12:43 AM
Sir
We have hired a new African agent and I would like you to meet him so you can settle your accounts and finally make your journey over here.
His name is Samual Okpara. I shall provide contact details in a couple of days time - I just need to kno you are still interested??
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I'm hoping to get another mugu to call him up so hopefully some news for him to hang onto in the meantime.
From: emeka uba
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Fri 07/15/05 04:04 AM
Hello Sir,
Thanks for everything"but like I told you before, after all my expeirence with your former agent here in Nigeria,I made up my mind I was not going to meet any further agent unless they call me or my lawyer who will be glad to iron out things with them.
Again' I appreciate all your effort and concern or interest you have sofar shown in taking me over to your country Wails,but please ask the new agent to kindly give me or the lawyer a call
my number is +23480-2900-9258
And the barrister's number is +23480-3409-2236
Stay bless
Emeka P Uba
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Mon 08/29/05 07:55 PM
Sir
Sorry again for the delay. Our new agent is a Mr Agboola Fola. He shall be calling you shortly I hope.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
I've found a new agent. I'll try get them to call each other.
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 08/30/05 05:55 AM
Hello Mr. Goodhead,
I so much appreciate the true effort you are making to bring me over to Wales in other to continue my proffessional carrier,yet it still baffles me why all this dribbling from you,because at the begining you ask me to fill a form and send it over to your club Headquater in Wales, at a point you personally told me the club has also approved my application and that I should start coming over for a week long trails,and I celebrated it over here,but all of a sudden'it all begins with going to meet with one Chimezie in Owerri,another is coming to the Airport to wait endless for another football agent from Uk with correct flight schedule,but who never came into the country.
Again'Barrister Salami would be highly honoured to speak with you,not for anything special' just to no if trully you are out to help me come over to UK,and he will advise me if you are a serious person or not.
Who knows if I had arived in your team before the WYC in Holland,what then make you think I will not be invited to play for my country as am too sure' am many times better than sixteen of the twenty two players that represented my country.
Please Mr Goodhead'try and call Barrister today on +2348034092236 so you can talk these over once and for all.Thanks
Emeka P.U
I won't take his crap of course.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 08/30/05 07:45 PM
Sir
Really I am insulted that you take such an opinion of me. Please, our agent should call shortly. Let me know if there are any problems.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 08/31/05 06:12 AM
Am sorry if I at any point insulted you like you said,is just that things really did'nt go down well, I would have been playing in your team by now,moreso' I will still want to hear from you too and I would also like to no how soon is the agent going to call me.
Thanks
Emeka P U
Anyway I leave him be for a while and finally he comes back whining.
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 09/07/05 04:41 AM
Hello Sir,
How are you sir? why have are hear from you again,I guess all well with everyone in your entire household.
Is well with your soul
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 09/07/05 06:33 PM
Sir
My soul is good? How is your soul? Have you been in contact with our agent yet?
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Thu 09/08/05 06:37 AM
Sir,
I do not mean if your soul is bad' I only pray that it's well with you,that all I mean'I just hope understand these.
Well I have not been contacted yet.Thanks
Well I'm glad he explained that to me.
After not hearing from him for a month I make out that my agent has agreed terms with him.
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Thu 10/06/05 12:29 AM
Sir
I bet you are extremely happy right now. Our agent has confirmed that you have agreed to terms and we will welcome you in Wales in two weeks time.
Your are a tough negotiator, but I think you will be worth the fee and wages you bargained for.
Look forward to meeting you.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka uba
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Thu 10/06/05 06:39 AM
Goodday Sir,
How are you today? hope you and your household are feeling okay.
Please I want you to note that I did not baggain anything with anybody,as a matter of fact no body speak with me nor the lawyer,base on this funny activities that I angreely decide to opt out from the help you long promise to render me.In any case' you can talk to the barrister Salami who is presently in London,his phone number is +447031930262,he will be in a better position to explain things to you about what is presently going on
Thanks and stay bless
Emeka P U
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Fri 10/07/05 01:27 AM
Sir
I do not understand. If you say you have not spoke to my agent then who is my agent bringing to our club?
I am very confused.
I shall be in touch.
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
From: emeka
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Fri 10/07/05 11:09 AM
Hello Sir,
Please note that nobody has ever talk or even flashed my phone at anytime that am not aware of.
Remember you had earlier promise to bring me to Wales without mentioning or involving anybody else, so it bothers me so much when all this involvement of one agent asking me to come to Owerri and all the rest of it,am also confuse just as you are.
Well' I still believe that if it be the will of the lord, I no that some day you will come up with something good
Thanks
Emeka P U
He's rightly confused.
From: emeka
Subject: Emeka P U
Date: Wed 10/12/05 11:52 AM
Sir
How are you? So there's nothing you can do for me on your own like you rightly promise in the begining to help me come over to Wales for trails.
All the same'may the lord bless you.
E P U
From: Ivan Goodhead
Subject: Re: Emeka P U
Date: Tue 10/18/05 12:34 AM
Sir
I am so sorry for the terrible mix up. Another player was brought in for a trial by the agent and you have missed out.
I do wish you had called the agent when I asked you to.
If you like I can arrange a trial at another club - I have associates at Kiddie Fiddlers FC.
Does this sound ok to you?
Regards,
Ivan Goodhead
Will this finally piss him off or will he bite?
Well he hasn't replied to that, I think this one is over.
Closed.