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...you blamed Clinton for last year's high gas prices, but can't see how this year's higher prices have anything to do with Bush.

...you think California's energy problems are due to liberal "tree-huggers" who made it too difficult to build power plants--even though more power plants have been approved during the current Democratic Governor Gray Davis' tenure than in the prior 16 years of Republican governors. Gray Davis took office in January of 1999.

...you don't understand the above paragraph 'cause of all them big, fancy words.

...you voted for Bush to put Bill Clinton out on the street, even though Bill Clinton was not running.

...you think Al Gore wanted to take away your guns, even though he enjoys hunting himself, after all, Rush Limbaugh said it, so it must be true.

...you think that Bush won the election fair and square and only Black extremists think many Southern states actively prevented Blacks from voting. After all, your White friends got to vote, so what's the problem?

...you believed Attorney General John Ashcroft when he said spoke at Bob Jones University and claimed that Roman Catholics are a cult. After all, one billion believers world-wide is not that big a deal.

...you voted for Bush because Clinton fought the tobacco companies and you think tobacco is healthy.

...you are glad the Republican Congress investigated all the rumors about Clinton, but do not see why the failed businesses and other allegations of illegal activity against George W. Bush should be investigated.

...you are angry that Al Gore raised slightly more than $3 million dollars for the recount in Florida and has paid all his bills, but it's no big deal that George W. Bush raised over $8 million, has not paid his attorneys and doesn't know where the money came from or went.

...you voted for Bush to keep sex out of the Oval Office, but you look forward to a "nooner" with your girlfriend when your wife is not around.



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