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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money but, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00..

Two years later, the little boy wrote to God, again, asking for $100. Again, the letter was diverted to the White House. GW Bush, not to be outdone by his predecessor, decided to send the boy some money. The only question was how much to send. It was decided to have the FBI investigate the boy's background and, the amount sent would depend on the following criteria:

If the boy lives in California---send him nothing. He has created his own problems and he just has to live with it.

If the boy lives in any Northern East Coast state, or any state that voted for Gore, send him nothing. He must learn there are consequences to his actions.

If his father works for an oil, coal, insurance, tobacco or HMO company, send him $200. He needs to learn that Republicans take care of their own.

If his mother works, send him nothing. He can get it from her.

If his parents are in the highest tax bracket, send him $100. After all, anyone making $150,000 a year and only taking home $90,000 can't afford to give their son an allowance.

If his parents are in the lowest tax bracket, send him nothing. These people must learn fiscal responsibility. People making $20,000 a year take home $15,000. Percentage-wise, they are way ahead of the people in the highest tax bracket. They can afford to give their son an allowance.

If his parents are in the two middle tax brackets, send him $2 and tell him to be grateful.

The boy's letter and GW Bush's criteria for the FBI were both leaked to the media, but no news agency reported on it. They didn't have a poll ready to determine if viewers wanted to know about it or not.

Word of all this got back to the boy, again, he wrote a letter to God:

Dear God,

Gee, when the US Supreme Court put Bush in the White House, I didn't know he thought that made him YOU!



Note: The first part of this story (the Clinton part) was written by an unknown person. I received it email and added the second part about Bush. The second part is
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